You agree with this.

You agree with this.


Someone in your office has one of these old-timey mustaches. 

Someone in your office has one of these old-timey mustaches. 


There’s always free booze around the office and it’s never to early to start drinking it.

There’s always free booze around the office and it’s never to early to start drinking it.


You don’t follow traffic rules while riding your fixie to work.

You don’t follow traffic rules while riding your fixie to work.


You own a Dyson fan.

You own a Dyson fan.


You wear flashy socks.

You wear flashy socks.


You’ve watched “Exit Through the Gift Shop” multiple times.

You’ve watched “Exit Through the Gift Shop” multiple times.


You work with an inordinate number of Swedes and Brazilians. 

You work with an inordinate number of Swedes and Brazilians. 


You own a pair of white sunglasses.

You own a pair of white sunglasses.


You get cold sweats at the mention of the word “timesheets.”

You get cold sweats at the mention of the word “timesheets.”